1) They get up to pee during the night, sometimes several times; so make sure they’re sleeping on the side of the bed nearest the loo.
2) You have to read the entire menu to them when you go out and they’ve forgotten their glasses.
3) They come with an entire drugs cabinet and a range of age-related health issues that you’ve never heard of.
4) It takes them forever to do up their shoelaces, they may require a 10-minute warning before leaving the house.
5) They will struggle with the small fiddly controls on your sex toys (seriously Lovehoney, you need to do an old people friendly range with big buttons and simple controls).
6) They often have dietary requirements, and a list of things they can’t eat anymore, usually due to cholesterol or high blood pressure.
7) They will reference things you’ve never heard of, and you’ll repeatedly have to remind them that whatever it was, it was before your time.
8) If you’re out in public together, people will assume he’s your dad (or grandad), then look at you with disgust when you sit on their lap. Alternatively, you may look like their carer (same response when you sit on their lap though).
9) They’ll try to take you to a restaurant, only to find out when you get there that it closed several years ago and is now a charity shop.
10) When they talk about how successful and wealthy their gorgeous children are (who just so happen to be the same age as you) you’ll look at your own life and want to cry. That one might just be a ‘me’ thing though….
I know they say that age is just a number, and of course it is, but it’s a number that makes a difference. For me personally, I’ve always preferred and been attracted to older, more mature men, textbook searching for a father figure. etc..
Most of the men I meet are funny about their age, and the majority of men on sugar daddy sites lie about it. They’ll justify this by saying that they don’t look, feel or act their age, and that it’s just a number (in which case why lie then… hmm). One sugar daddy said he was compelled to lie because the women on these sites are unfairly ageist; whilst he himself would only see women at least 20 years his junior (oh the irony). In fact, I was only just young enough for him, he would have preferred it if I’d been in my 20s, something he mentioned several times (like it was something I could magically change). I would have preferred it if he hadn’t been such a twat, but there we go, you can’t have it all…
Obviously, I’m not immune to such vanities, and did think about taking a few years off, but decided against it, as I didn’t see the point. When you’ve had a child at 18, it’s difficult to lie about your age as you have to remember to adjust the age of your child, so you don’t end up accidentally implying that you had a child at the age of 12 or something. At the end of the day, I am what I am, pretending to be a couple of years younger won’t change anything. Plus, I’d rather people think I look good for 35, then bad for 29….
The majority of my sugar daddies are in their 60’s, though mentally still in their 20s or 30s; only the aches and pains, and alarming amount of prescription drugs they take remind them otherwise. Lying naked in bed together I’ll tell them that they’re only as old as the woman they feel, and there’s certainly something in that. Spending time with younger people definitely helps keep you young; and for lots of these men, being with me gives them a chance to relive their youth. Don’t get me wrong, there are younger men on the site, I just prefer older men; they’re more reliable and appreciative!
I have a few sugar daddies over 70 (my oldest being 76), who still manage to get it up (with a little help), and enjoy having sex. Turns out men are horny at all ages, no surprises there! I will say however, based on my experiences to date; that men start to go off when they hit 70 (no offence to any older men reading this). Maybe it’s a personal thing, but I’ve not enjoyed sex with men over 70 as much as sex with men in their 60s. Until 70 they’re fine, but after this point it starts to feel like hard work; the fitness level isn’t there, and the body is showing serious signs of wear and tear. Having said this, one of my best lays is 68; he knows exactly what he’s doing, and has a lovely big cock. If I’m still seeing him when he turns 70, then maybe I’ll have to revise my theory; no pressure Richard…. Maybe it comes back in their 80’s? I haven’t had sex with an octogenarian yet, so I can’t say, but it’s on my ‘to do’ list, just to say that I’ve done it (or done them more like).
If you think my ageist theory sounds harsh, bear in mind that men write women off at a much younger age… I was reading an article the other day which suggested that women like men around their own age or slightly older, whereas men like women in their 20s, regardless of their own age. Most men in their 60s are intelligent enough to realize that attractive 20 something year olds are unlikely to be interested in them, however not all (we’ve all seen creepy old men hitting on young women in clubs and bars…. they’re not interested mate…. fuck off). Only wealthy successful older men are attractive to younger women, it’s amazing how attractive money and success can make you. Never mind the size of your ego men, it’s the size of your wallet that really counts.
In general, I think that men in their 60s make excellent lovers and are much more attentive than their younger counterparts; maybe because it takes them longer to become aroused, or because they don’t want it to be over too quickly, I’m not sure. Whichever way, I like the fact that they take their time, and really appreciate my body; giving me pleasure with their fingers or their tongue before entering with their cock and getting what they want. I need this attention if I’m to come, and they are greatly rewarded for the time they spend ‘down there’. Most of my best orgasms and sexual experiences have been with older men.
On the negative side, it’s impossible to have sex with older men without occasionally thinking about what would happen if one of them had a heart attack or even worse died on me. Some of my men are carrying quite a bit of weight, so for a start I’d be seriously crushed, both physically and emotionally. Their death could make for some very awkward conversations with the emergency services, hotel staff etc, and difficult questions from their families. If it happened to me, I don’t think I’d be able to have sex ever again, I’d be traumatised. I’m first aid trained though, which is something; I could at least attempt CPR. Maybe I should add that fact to my profile, with my target demographic it could be a real selling point…
I must admit that I’m scared of getting old! I’ve seen the way men treat older women, how invisible women become once no longer considered young and attractive. I’ve studied evolutionary psychology, so know it’s not necessarily their fault, it’s just human nature. If our primary motivation (all be it a subconscious one) is to reproduce and pass on our genes, then it makes no sense for men to be interested in and therefore ‘waste time’ on post-menopausal women. Men look for youth and attractiveness (signs of fertility) in the same way that women seek out men with power and resources (so we’re not left in the shit when they get us up the duff); it’s hard to fight against thousands of years of evolution. Most of the men I see in their 60s say that they just don’t fancy women their own age, which is really sad! Men could do well to remember that older women have a lot to offer, not everything evolves around physical attraction.
Whichever way, what goes around comes around, and one day I’ll be old and infertile, and invisible to men. Until that point, I intend to milk my youth (nearly said body, but that sounded wrong) for all it’s worth. I don’t want to waste what precious time I have left. I will need an exit strategy obviously, but that’s a future me problem; like the men I fuck, maybe I’m also in denial about how old I really am.
Sugar and Spice 